Mental illness is not funny.
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
God is either powerless, stupid or he doesn't give a shit.
Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane.
Giving me a new idea is like handing a cretin a loaded gun, but I do thank you anyhow, bang, bang.
What we do
Creative science-driven solutions
The distinction between sanity and insanity is narrower than the razor's edge, sharper than a hound's tooth, more agile than a mule deer. It is more elusive than the merest phantom. Perhaps it does not even exist; perhaps it is a phantom.
I, for one, bet on science as helping us
I think that, like in my writing, reality is always a soap bubble, Silly Putty thing anyway.
Training and Education
eDiary, ePRO, eRecovery
management & development
Subject & Caregiver Education
Learning Management Systems
SME led rater training programs target common areas for data inconsistency with custom modules built to address factors that may impact study data quality.
Ensures proper scale administration
Virtual and in-person training available, including eCertification
Expert in-house trainers
Valis can provide automated training modules and refresher training online through its training portal: Trial.training
Customized to address study specific geographic, political, and cultural factors.